Scott's Blog

Finally back on the water...

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:28:26 -0400

We had been having a pretty shitty storm for the last week, and a half. I finally got to get the ski back in the water on Saturday, and today...

Mudbug Nationals Rally 2009:

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:01:20 -0400

MUDBUG:THE biggest, baddest, ski get-together EVER!!!

Picture this: 200+ of the fastest skis in the country terrorizing the Louisiana Bayou during the day, then hanging out at night fixin� chit and talkin� smack. Then doing it all over again for 4 days...

"Lets Start with a hearty dish of French heritage, blend well with some Cajun spices, mix in some adrenaline, add a touch of warm weather, serve with a side of southern hospitality and you�ve got Morgan City, LA. Home of the Mudbug Nationals..." PWC Illustrated

"It�s not a drag race all the time......

It�s just PURE Riding NIRVANA!!

Think Sturgis on water..." Danny

"Most fun I have EVER had on the Doo, and some of the coolest people I have EVER met." GPRXPSteve

"Yet another awesome MB. They get better every year." Franko

�Don't be scared nor be shy. You will leave waiting for the next one to arrive as soon as you leave town.� RX951

�I`ve got gas,,,,,,,,,,oops� HOSS

WOOHOO!!!

Who: Anybody that wants the Best time of their lives.

What: MUDBUG 2009 (aka MUDBUG V)

Where:Morgan City, Louisiana(HQ: Holiday Inn, Morgan City)

When:(for most of us anyways)

Thursday June 11: Alot of peeps show up to get a shakedown ride in, settle at the hotel, a few rebuilds in the parking lot and PARTY!!! � Barrel Tailgate Party at JP�s trailer (SPONSORED by THE CHICAGO CREW)

Friday June 12: By today most folks are here, riding around terrorizing one particular local little old lady, then more rebuilds in the parking lot and PARTY!!! � Barrel Tailgate Party at JP�s trailer (SPONSORED by THE CHICAGO CREW)

Saturday June 13: ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE???

This is THE BIG DAY, get your hung over butt up early, Radar runs start at 0800. Group picture at "The Bridge" immediately after the speed runs. Then lots of riding, Lunch at Papa Hulks (SPONSORED by RIVA) MORE riding, dinner & trophies, then FINAL NIGHT to PARTY!!!

Sunday June 14: if your still alive and not a resident of the Morgan City Jail, Morgan City DETOX, or (GOD forbid)Morgan CityMemorialHospital:

GET OUT, by now we�ve DEFINETLY WORN OUT OUR WELCOME FOR ANOTHER YEAR.

SO JUST GO, EITHER BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM OR SOMEWHERE ELSE, it really doesn't really matter where you go, BUT CHA GOTTA GO!!!

Why: Because we can dammit...

A review I did....

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:55:16 -0400

Originally submitted at evo

Body Glove Vapor Solid Board Short- The Body Glove Vapor Solid Board Short does something amazing: it maintains �dry-like� characteristics even in the water. The revolutionary Vapor Applied Fabric Technology (VAFT) allows these shorts to have extremely low absorption and ultra-fast water wicking a...

Awesome shorts for being on the jet ski.

By Scott C. from Outer Banks, NC on 8/25/2008

Waist: Feels true to size

Pros: Attractive Design, Dries Quickly, Good Length, Comfortable

Best Uses: At The Beach, Jet skiing

Describe Yourself: Practical, Comfort-oriented

I bought these primarily because they do not retain any water, which is quite annoying on a jet ski. They simply repel water... Of course if you get IN the water, they will get wet, but dry VERY quickly.

(legalese)

The most obnoxious red light on the Outer Banks...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:37:22 -0400

Okay, this one really takes the cake. And it's not even for an intersection, but it's for a fucking crosswalk going to the sand dune at Jockey's Ridge. This damn thing has to be the most annoying light on the beach. If it is so damned important for these people to get to the dune, then please.... BUILD A FUCKING PEDESTRIAN BRIDGE!! It is especially annoying in the winter when the damn thing changes to red for NO apparent reason.

Starbuck's..... It's about fucking time....

Sun, 18 May 2008 22:42:00 -0400

So the Starbuck's in Southern Shores will finally be opening for the first time tomorrow morning at 6am. (Only a year behind schedule) You can bet your ass I will be making the slight detour on the way to work to go there in the morning. Yes, I am a total whore for Starbuck's. I will admit it. Some of you Outer Banks “local business” purists don't like to hear that, but tough shit. I like what I like.. Now that some of these national chains are coming in, this shithole might become livable in about 10 years. So now we have Outback Steakhouse, Applebee's, Dunkin' Donuts, and now Starbuck's... Oh, but wait! How many of you are aware that we also have an IHOP on the way?

.... It's about fucking time.

Women of the Outer Banks....

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:25:00 -0400

....Are disgusting (for the most part). Most of them are whacked out of their fucking skulls. You show me one who isn't a mental case, and I will kiss your lily white ass....

If you think you are going to move down here, and meet the love of your life, forget it. Let me tell you why:

If you have a car, and a valid license you are finished. Just look around at the other cars around you in the winter when it is only locals. If the car has a couple in it, then 99 out of 100 times the guy is riding bitch...

If you don't blow your brains out with all kinds of illicit drugs, forget it.

And being a bed pissing drunk seems to also be a requirement..

If you don't beat the shit out of your significant other, it won't last.

Oh, and constant partying/bar hopping or whatever into the wee hours is a must. This is another reason I can't get anywhere. I am usually out of gas by 9:00 if I go out. This is the setback of having a real job, I guess.

All of the good ones are taken. Some of the rest seem to be in competition to see how many cocks they can get shoved in them in the shortest amount of time, or are busy fucking black guys, or are lesbians. And the rest just plain want nothing to do with me.

If I have to participate in any of the above to be in a relationship, then I am not interested. Fuck that....

Quality Plus + Customers = STUPIDITY

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:59:00 -0500

Some of you may not be familiar with the gas station chain known as Quality Plus. I love the place, but with the other customers is where my love stops: There are some customers whos gas tank filler neck is on the driver's side of the car. These are the IDIOTS who drive in, turn around, and go into the pump islands BACKWARDS. These are also obviously the retards who can't read the BIG FUCKING SIGN that states the pumps on the left side have EXTRA LONG HOSES to reach these particular vehicles. Okay, so it fucking annoys me to see these dumbasses pulled into the islands backwards. That is one thing. But I can't tell you how many times I have almost hit some of these people who are turning around to go the wrong way through a ONE WAY gas station. Fucking morons.

Sometimes, I get lucky and follow one of these assholes who drives through the pump islands so they can turn around, and come back through the wrong way, only to find I have jumped in, and cut their asses off. As I get out of my vehicle which has one of these driver side fillers, these dumbasses reaction goes from being pissed, to feeling like a dumbass as I pull the hose from the pump over to the drivers side of my car.

Tonight, I almost hit some cocksucker with Washington plates who was trying to do the same thing. The next time, I am going to fucking hit any asshole who pulls this shit in front of me. Take a look at my Jeep. Does it look like I give a fuck?

One more thing.... Quality Plus is a drive thru gas station... Meaning you drive up to pay for fuel, smokes, or whatever.... can you believe that there are also retards who WALK up to the DRIVE THRU window? And then wonder why they almost get hit by cars coming through? Morons....